Hobo Stripper

Getting into Canada last year, in the bus, was a huge ordeal. For a couple days people would come up to us every time we stopped and say, “you going through Canada in that? You’re gonna have a hard time getting across the border.” I wasn’t worried about the bus. We didn’t have anything to… Continue reading I'm in Canada!

Late night email from a friend: “Have you already left? Is it too late for me to still come to Alaska with you? I can fly there tomorrow morning.” Me: “No, I can backtrack and pick you up.” Her: “Cool, I’ll be at the airport tomorrow at noon.” Except she wasn’t. So I’ve spent the… Continue reading I go in circles….

At first there was a little panicky feeling. I can’t call anyone. What if something happened? Also my phone is the only thing that always has the right time. I mean, I have not a clue what time zone the van clock is in. It says 5:30 now, but is it 5:30 in California or… Continue reading No phone, postal system, and North to Alaska!

I was playing by the river with Bro. I’ve always been really paranoid about letting him swim in the river, because once he was swimming in the river and the way the sun was glinting confused/blinded him and he was just kind of floating away/swimming in circles. So I never let him swim in the… Continue reading Woops.

I was here a few months ago, December maybe, and I slept in this same WalMart parking lot. I parked next to a pickup camper that was up on blocks with no pick up. When I woke up in the morning the guy had come out of his camper with his puppy and was talking… Continue reading I circle…