I just got this email from a friend:
Help! ….(another stripper) bailed for pheasant season! …..we so need and want you!….help- plus you could come to club sin….. …..bring the van….we will go to different cities and Hobostripper can do a book signing in every town….and we will find you a lesbian pipe fitter……
For a second, I had an unbearable urge to jump in the van and drive south. I got over that, but then I spent a few hours considering jumping on a plane with Bro and going to one of my favorite little clubs in the whole world, where we could live in a little trailer on a reservation behind a strip club in a guys basement and eat fresh asparagus from the garden and neighbor-raised cows every day. At this club, working hours are spent relaxing in the dressing room reading and gossiping while waiting for Rich Hunters to land in their private planes and give us lots of money after they Prove Their Manhood killing harmless little birds. They love me because I’m from Alaska, where they’ve always wanted to go Kill A Bear.
Also, there is a local stripper there who can use her toes to take hats off the guys heads and put them on her head. Where else can you see that?
Actually, I’m still considering jumping on a plane, but I’m talking myself out of it. Flying anywhere from Alaska is expensive. Plus I don’t want to leave yet.
On another note, there’s a new club in North Dakota, and tho I haven’t been there yet, it sounds awesome and I highly recommend that any travelling strippers get out there. I’m sure Hat-Ma will post more details in the comments really soon.
I can be there October 18th . . . I think you can fly to Portland for $400 right now . . . so we could make it. hee.
Hey there, help me out (again)? Your “contact me” link isn’t working. Have I found your e-mail address? Have a question re: the authenticity of your paid on-line survey suggestion (due to getting scammed once before). Thanks! Love!
YES….I am here at Sin Gentlemen’s Club in Minot, North Dakota, and have been for a week and a half ….I love it! It’s brand new and beautiful…I feel like I am in a martini bar w/ dancers 🙂 The guys that own it are great! Fun, personable, charismatic, and open to suggestions! The $ is good, the vip/ lapdance area is nice. The staff is excited, and so is the community to have such a nice new club venue! The clientele is a good variety of everything! They are paying a base pay of $450 a week, also 😎 Aspen Reign, the feature entertainer is also planned for the end of the month. For bookings contact : Steve or Dan @ 701-721-1337
Susan, I’m staying here for now. Tho, as always I reserve the right to change my mind at the last minute.
Shana, you have my addy right and I got your beautiful email. I’ve just been really shitty at keeping up with email lately. I’m sorry. Your email was really beautiful and I should have answered it right away. I’ll go do it right now. The link being screwed up prevents spam, and I think most people can figure it out.
What club is this mentioned at the beginning of this post where you can read in the dressing room while waiting for the guys (hunters of small cute lil’ birds) ? and where is it? That sounds like a nice place to ease back into dancing, where i could spend a month or so stacking up a larger savings as mine is gettibg depleted. Thanks for responding to my prev email…i just wish i had more confidence that i can sniff out these small town clubs since i prefer dancing in places like that as well. Also I want to come to Alaska and work one summer, but I was looking at Ketchikan and dont believe thereare any titty bars there. Any clubs you recommend I’d appreciate. Colorado will be the first state i hit when I leave Ut. Then an eastern journey to South Carolina unless I fall in love with some lil town on a river to play in on my trip. If I come to Alaska I will just fly from there. As you said , flights involving Alaska are expensive, so I may as well visit home first. I get its not Anchorage but north of there where you were dancing and so I may have to rethink Ketchilan and head further north if I want to work on my journey? Thanks again for the blog response and if you don’t respond with these details I cant be offended that yo dont want to share all your secrets. I wish the Dakotas were en route, I may have to detour if I find this other clubs location or if you recommend any that are musts try’s