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You guys! Today is the last day of voting and I still need 75 votes! Vote! It’s quick and easy, I promise!

Vote for me in the bloggers choice awards! I only need 100 votes (by friday), to be on the front page!

I’ve been in the city a long time now and I’ve gone all misty and insubstantial. It starts simple: people invite me to do things. I like people. Especially people I love and haven’t seen in so long, so I’m happy to do things with them. Ecstatic, almost. It’s so unusual for me to be… Continue reading City fog

I wrote a post over at Live Holistically on using herbs for dogs.

You know everything I try to say with all the “strippers I have loved” business? Well, it’s all been said perfectly in one paragraph by the Bare Bohemian. Check it out.

Last night in the middle of my pathetic flip flop wearing stripperness I remembered: these weekend is the Alaska Herb Conference. Why limp around at work in a bitchy mood making half what I could be making when I could be at the Herb Conference? So I left work at 1AM and drove straight through,… Continue reading no sleep since…

A year ago, when I live in a bus, my right hip started to hurt if I laid on it for too long. I did some research and decided it was probably arthritis, probably related to my childhood of repeated hip trauma. I mentioned it to my then girlfriend and she rolled her eyes and… Continue reading If it isn't the idler arms, it's the sacroiliac joint.

Have you ever wondered what happens when two strippers are blogging in the same place at the same time? Susan Wayward and I are both here, and both blogging. Check out her latest post (at http://www.rivercitykitty.com) for a sweet and funny taste of my favorite Alaskan titty bar. The part at the end is so… Continue reading Double blogged club.

You know how wild cats are in the movies? How when you throw them a bunch of meat they all eat together and then sit around licking each other, but if you throw a bunch of them a little meat they fight? Probably it’s just a Disney thing, like lemmings throwing themselves off cliffs. I’m… Continue reading stripper drama

I have this old US Atlas from the seventies. Sometimes the roads are labeled wrong, and there are whole highways that don’t even exist on my map. I’ve lost the page for Northern California and Arkansas. But I keep it to remind me of past adventures. Once upon a time I lived in a bus… Continue reading Story of my map