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In light of Helga’s failing transmission, which becomes more and more imminent every day (I swear, huge amounts of smudging and singing to it were all that got us through Canada), I found a new van. It seemed at first to be exactly what I wanted: a ford econoline with the 351 engine and a… Continue reading New Addition To The Vandom, For Real

Davka wrote a beautiful post about my going-to-Hawaii friend. Don’t just click away though. Scroll down and read todays post, then come back and click over to Davka.

I’ve been dancing with Davka and showing her some things, which makes me realize that I know some things. So, dear world, let me tell you some things about dancing on stage. Walk out slowly. Strike a pose or a cute look somewhere in the middle back of the stage. As you’re doing it, look… Continue reading Stripping: Stage

Davka is sleeping on my floor. It’s cute.

First, there are two basic ways you can go – up through Montana, or up through Washington. If you go up through Montana there is a Duty Free right before the border crossing (you can’t miss it) where you can exchange your money for Canadian money. If it’s more than a thousand dollars, you have… Continue reading Some Tips On Driving To Alaska

I have discovered the perfect eyeliner. It only took me a million years. Serioiusly, I have really sensitive eyes and any eyeliner I wear tends to smudge downward or evaporate into thin air throughout the night. This stuff, I put it on with a brush (it took a little bit to get the hang of),… Continue reading To Strippers and Other People Who Care About Make Up

Reason #549863 that I live in an Astro: $1800: What it cost to drive a bus to Alaska 3 years ago with a girlfriend who liked to eat out a lot. $480: What it just cost me to drive to Alaska in my Astro. I have discovered the Secret to easy, breezy border crossings. Seriously,… Continue reading I Have Discovered The Secret

I’m not on Van Dwellers anymore. I’m still on Mobile Living. Just putting that out there since Micheal moderated my last posts.

  Food found on ground: One small wheel brie cheese One half milk chocolate bar One jar salsa Animals in road: 4 bears 5 moose 13 bison (buffalo?) 1 coyote 2 humans Coming into this town, midnight and not dark yet, the hitchikers and I consulted a map and decided they probably wanted to sleep… Continue reading Day in Snippets

Hopefully, if they let me through the border, I’m driving through Canada, internetless, while you read this. Here’s what it looked like last year…