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Category: The day-to-day of it all
Smoke and Light
The old smell of wood smoke wraps me up and carries me away as soon as I get out of the van. It pulls me down a trail I can’t remember, to a cabin I haven’t seen in over a decade. He whispers my name before he opens the door a crack, worried about a… Continue reading Smoke and Light
Exciting update about my laptop!
The Gateway people had said that it could take up to six weeks to get my laptop back. When I sent it to them I enclosed some, uhm, well, motivating materials (I was all, “hmm, should I send em christmas cookies or naked pictures?” I won’t tell you what I ended up sending) but I… Continue reading Exciting update about my laptop!
Happy New Year!
I had the funniest stripper problem last night. I was in the dressing room rushing to finish my make up before stage. I’ve got this funny new gel eyeliner that you apply with a brush. It’s great stuff, but there’s definitely a learning curve and I accidentally made a big black blob at the corner… Continue reading Happy New Year!
I Live in a Van Down by the River
The first time I told someone I lived in a van they said, “down by the river?” “Yeah! How’d you know?!” I just figured it was obvious from looking at me that I belonged by the river. But no, it turns out it was something funny that happenned in the teevee once. Everyone said it.… Continue reading I Live in a Van Down by the River
I'm in the coolest place right now
So, I know this isn’t my best writing. It’s 5AM and I’m braindead. Sorry. I was just starting to think I’d missed the road when I found it. I’d been driving north and everything was blurring into itself. The long stretches of snow and scrubby spruce can run together so that you can’t remember if… Continue reading I'm in the coolest place right now
Driving North
North, south, north, I’m starting to get dizzy! So I drove north a little yesterday, stopped and worked at my favorite little titty bar in the whole state (where the money/bullshit ratio has totally righted itself) and made a suprising chunk of change in a couple hours. Now I’m in little Amerikkka and I can’t… Continue reading Driving North
I'm back!
Way back when I bought my laptop, I gave the laptop before to Darcy, who used it for a little while before she got a new laptop. Now that my laptops outta the running for a bit, this old laptop has made it’s way back to me. Thanks Darcy!!! It’s soooo slow though. It literally… Continue reading I'm back!
Best Present Ever
Dear Tara, Enclosed is a present that will not take up too much space in your van… A NAPA Gift Certificate! Woohoo!
Every Bed in Town
I wake up with a woman in my bed. She’s kicking around and pushing at the blankets. “Goddamn it’s freakin hot,” she says. She’s sleeping on the side with lots of feathers. I’m sleeping on the cold side. “Stoppit,” I say, still half asleep, “it’s twenty below out there. Take off some of your shirts… Continue reading Every Bed in Town