Aha

Last summer I took my aching back to a chiropractor, and found out that my sacro iliac joint was out of wack. He put it back in and everything was better, except that the next day it came back out. Ever since I’ve been seeing chiropractors at a rather alarming rate whenever I’m in the… Continue reading Aha

Fuck Gateway

I just got my laptop back again, and it won’t turn on. Gateway has cost me two months of my computing life, and hasn’t even fixed the damn thing. Also, this town is full of customers who want to kill themselves, and it’s fucking depressing.

Blegh

It’s becoming very apparent that while I was in Alaska I lost all my hide-from-the-cop smarts. This sucks. Do you guys think it’s suspicious to have a sun shade up in the window when it’s cold and snowy out? It’s turning out that Katie and I really are twins. Or at least related. She already… Continue reading Blegh

Alcan in Winter

In fragments… I had the best border crossing ever. The guard was big warm dyke with red hair and healthily flushed cheeks. I flirted like crazy. She had the biggest, softest lips. She did check my registration to make sure it was in the same name, and luckily it was. I’m driving so slowly up… Continue reading Alcan in Winter

In living print

I wrote something in the current issue of NewWitch magazine. Lapdancing With The Goddess. I wrote it a couple years ago. It’s weird to read it, it’s not something I would write now. Anyways, run out and buy it if you’re interested.

Woops

So actually it came to my attention, or re-entered my consciousness, rather, that I have a warrant in PA. For a parking ticket. I think that might be the kind of thing they check at the border. Or maybe not, since it’s just a parking ticket. I don’t seem to be able to pay it… Continue reading Woops