Last summer I took my aching back to a chiropractor, and found out that my sacro iliac joint was out of wack. He put it back in and everything was better, except that the next day it came back out. Ever since I’ve been seeing chiropractors at a rather alarming rate whenever I’m in the… Continue reading Aha
Category: The day-to-day of it all
Ishmael in the Dressing Room
When I’m ready, hair tamed, nipples covered, eyelashes glued firmly in place, I still have a few minutes before I have to go on stage. There’s no point in selling a dance if I’ll just have to go on stage, so I turn to Ishmael. The gorilla is talking about stories that we enact. I’ve… Continue reading Ishmael in the Dressing Room
New Laptop
I should have listened to Esther and done it back when the Gateway first broke. Last night I graced a gentleman with my company for the night. He owns an oil company and I could not resist the goldmine of a sociological train wreck that is me in this crazily Christian town, in the middle… Continue reading New Laptop
Fuck Gateway
I just got my laptop back again, and it won’t turn on. Gateway has cost me two months of my computing life, and hasn’t even fixed the damn thing. Also, this town is full of customers who want to kill themselves, and it’s fucking depressing.
Blegh
It’s becoming very apparent that while I was in Alaska I lost all my hide-from-the-cop smarts. This sucks. Do you guys think it’s suspicious to have a sun shade up in the window when it’s cold and snowy out? It’s turning out that Katie and I really are twins. Or at least related. She already… Continue reading Blegh
Cops and Drunk Strippers
Sometimes in my life of adventure and leisure I run out of money. Then I work really hard for a while. While I was in Canada I made a list of money to make when I got here. There’s the IRS, the transmission, medicine for a friend, gas money for a couple months, and it… Continue reading Cops and Drunk Strippers
Alcan in Winter
In fragments… I had the best border crossing ever. The guard was big warm dyke with red hair and healthily flushed cheeks. I flirted like crazy. She had the biggest, softest lips. She did check my registration to make sure it was in the same name, and luckily it was. I’m driving so slowly up… Continue reading Alcan in Winter
In living print
I wrote something in the current issue of NewWitch magazine. Lapdancing With The Goddess. I wrote it a couple years ago. It’s weird to read it, it’s not something I would write now. Anyways, run out and buy it if you’re interested.
Woops
So actually it came to my attention, or re-entered my consciousness, rather, that I have a warrant in PA. For a parking ticket. I think that might be the kind of thing they check at the border. Or maybe not, since it’s just a parking ticket. I don’t seem to be able to pay it… Continue reading Woops
Getting The Hell Outta Dodge
I can’t believe I’ve been in one state for seven months. As much as I love it here, there are a lot of toxic people and dynamics from my childhood that just aren’t good to be around for so long, even if I am always moving in circles. So I’m getting the hell outta dodge.… Continue reading Getting The Hell Outta Dodge