Today, gentle readers, I send you out into the world to watch two very important videos. Only if you’re on speedy internet though, otherwise don’t torture yourself. First, the lovely genious Audacia Ray discusses the evolution of the online alt porn movement. I’m fascinated by alt porn because, to me, it puts porn back a… Continue reading Did you know they got the TV in the Internet now?
Category: The day-to-day of it all
Small town fame
Everywhere I go I’m the stripper from Alaska. At least here my liscense plate blends in and I don’t get people randomly stopping to visit because they saw the Alaska plates and I’m definitely the only thing happening from Alaska. I’ve been in town for a week. Today I woke up at 4PM after having… Continue reading Small town fame
To work, or not to work…
This is the question. There’s this thing that happens with stripping. Kind of a law of diminishing returns. You work too much, your in a bad mood, and you don’t feel like talking to people. You know that if you got out of the dressing room and talked to people you could make money, so… Continue reading To work, or not to work…
I'm back!
At my most favorite titty bar! I drove drove drove and got there about ten, but it’s the kinda place nobody really cares when you get there. There are a bunch of people from last year and a few new people. Things have that just getting started flavor, ya know? The lawn chair seats are… Continue reading I'm back!
bubbles and beavers
Last night I spent a few hours in my friends jacuzzi bathtub with a book about beavers. This is what I learned: – Bubbles in the jacuzzi are FUN and MESSY! – Bubbes do not flush down the toilet, they defy your flushing attempts by floating on top of the water. – In the late… Continue reading bubbles and beavers
the journey
It’s about the journey, not the destination, right? I ended up staying in the big city an extra day so I could pick up medication for my mom’s dog. My mom lives in a village too small for even a gas station and three or four dogs there have foot cancer. Anyone who cares knows… Continue reading the journey
so lazy
Today I’m going to be all lazy and self centered and just post a couple poems people have written about me. But wait, they’re interesting! This first one was written when I was sixteen and living in Arizona. The guy who wrote it later chased me around with a knife trying to kill me in… Continue reading so lazy
chocolate dreams and this is why I'm me
I spent most of yesterday pulling down an old raven cage (from when my mom used to do wildlife rehab) with my mom and my sister. You know, using the truck to pull it over and drag the big pieces out of the trees. Prying rotting wood apart with a crow bar, throwing it in… Continue reading chocolate dreams and this is why I'm me
this is what it's like when worlds collide
I had the strangest experience yesterday: dinner with my mother and one of my dancer friends at the same time. By some weird twist of fate my friend the hard core hoe (that’s what she calls herself) and my mom started hanging out together this winter. This is extremely wierd. My mother considers herself to… Continue reading this is what it's like when worlds collide
Bro loves it here
I know I haven’t blogged much about Bro, but I’m sure I’ve mentioned how much he loves the ball? Seriously, the ball is his brain, he has the external kind. He can’t help it, he’s a Border Collie. Normally, when we meet people I’ll say, “don’t throw the ball if you don’t want to be… Continue reading Bro loves it here