A DEFENDANT accused of forcing a prostitute at gunpoint to have sex with him and three other men got lucky, so to speak, last week. A Philadelphia judge dropped all sex and assault charges at his preliminary hearing. Municipal Judge Teresa Carr Deni instead held the defendant on the bizarre charge of armed robbery for… Continue reading Have I mentioned how much I hate this culture?
Category: Stripping
A little strip club parable.
I didn’t go to the conference. Instead I stayed here and danced and had a great time and ate way too much candy at the halloween party. I also saw a favorite old customer and did a ton of dances for him, and met a really sweet and sexy new guy and did a ton… Continue reading A little strip club parable.
I am rich in car parts.
There’s another reason I love this club, besides how it doesn’t discriminate against old women, fat women, transgendered women, or any other kind of women. It’s the only place in the world I’ve traded lap dances for fish, caribou meat, and mechanical labour. Hopefully, I’ll add car parts to that list tonight. Two guys came… Continue reading I am rich in car parts.
Alaskan tittie bars rock!
I’m back in that little fishing tourist town that I was in all summer. The tourists are all gone, and so are most of the strippers. It’s about forty degrees warmer down here too. I pulled into town around one in the morning, and my first stop was the strip club. Everyone was standing around… Continue reading Alaskan tittie bars rock!
Sex at the Margins
I don’t know how many gazillions of times I’ve gotten into an argument with some woman (it’s always a woman) who thinks the sex industry is evil. I’ll explain my experience of it, and she’ll say that I’m deluded. Really, what about all those poor traffiked women? I don’t want to be insensitive to people… Continue reading Sex at the Margins
Beyond Stripping 101
I had the following conversation at work the other night with a 30-something dancer who rejects normal stripper-wear for short skirts and turtlenecks of the WalMart variety. This has always puzzled me because she sells stripper clothes, so I know she knows how to get them. Her: I wish the stuff I sell would look… Continue reading Beyond Stripping 101
lifestyles of the travelling strippers!
I just got this email from a friend: Help! ….(another stripper) bailed for pheasant season! …..we so need and want you!….help- plus you could come to club sin….. …..bring the van….we will go to different cities and Hobostripper can do a book signing in every town….and we will find you a lesbian pipe fitter…… For… Continue reading lifestyles of the travelling strippers!
The great thing about Alaska
I got up super early yesterday (like, after three hours of sleep), and went walking through the cold morning woods with a friend to check his burbot lines. There was a burbot! I don’t know how I’d managed to get through life without knowing about them before, because now that the world of burbot has… Continue reading The great thing about Alaska
Once upon a time…
Woops, I disappeared…
I have the silliest problems
I came rushing back to town, and I had a plan, an agenda. I was gonna work tonight and possibly tomorrow night, and then I was gonna high tail it outta here and back to the woods for a few days. I have to be back here next weekend because it’s my mom’s birthday and… Continue reading I have the silliest problems