I had the worst border crossing ever. Usually the van does get searched at the border, and I can understand that I look like one of them damn pot smokin hippies, living in a van and all. The Canadian searchers put things back exactly the way they find them, and only search it once a… Continue reading Half empty or half full?
Category: Stripping
Dear Strippers
It is tax time again, and if you are using Tara’s Envelope System of Money Management, it’s time to start saving for taxes. This is a really complicated formula. Are you ready? Here it is. Make another envelope, and write “IRS” on it. Now, if you’ve worked a lot, and thus have to pay a… Continue reading Dear Strippers
Quick cash
I’ve been here a while, and my gas funds were somewhat depleted (I paid for medicine for a friend, and it was expensive). I had about enough to get halfway through Canada. Luckily, I am a stripper. I can make quick cash anywhere there’s a tittie bar. So I took myself down to this crazy… Continue reading Quick cash
He Wants Three Minutes In The Lower 48
You meet the quirkiest people when you’re willing to get naked for money. Tonight I danced for an old fashioned senior citizen who declined to see my pudenda because that was “for the bedroom only.” Apparently, lap dances were okay outside the bedroom as long as I wore a g-string. As I danced he gestured… Continue reading He Wants Three Minutes In The Lower 48
Life in bits
I can’t even explain how crazy last night was, complete with step-uncles in the tity bar, a drunk female customer slapping me, and other random drama. Instead I’ll tell you this funny tidbit from the end of the night. There’s a dancer at this club that’s a little crazy. It’s a long story that I… Continue reading Life in bits
Life Lessons From Stripping: Entitlement and Value
“You’re really beautiful, you know.” He is slightly balding, wearing comfy shoes, with subtle gold jewelry, and he was stuck staring at my eyes, lips, and cleavage. “Aw, thanks,” I lower my eyes demurely for second, then grin. “I was born that way.” He smiles, of course. The guys who think it’s a joke never… Continue reading Life Lessons From Stripping: Entitlement and Value
Happy New Year!
I had the funniest stripper problem last night. I was in the dressing room rushing to finish my make up before stage. I’ve got this funny new gel eyeliner that you apply with a brush. It’s great stuff, but there’s definitely a learning curve and I accidentally made a big black blob at the corner… Continue reading Happy New Year!
Boobie power
It’s like total systems failure here. The cell phone towers were down. The laptop blew up. I woke up with a flat tire and frozen lug nuts, and then the battery died too. Now I’m about get kicked out of this internet cafe that’s closing – so enjoy this thing I wrote a while ago… Continue reading Boobie power
We arrive with a full social calendar
As Hat-ma and I drove south we both dug out all the customer phone numbers we had from down here and called to let them know we were on our way. Hat-ma and Tara are coming back! One night only! It sounded like there’d only been one dancer for a few weeks, so we were… Continue reading We arrive with a full social calendar
Ladies, there is a Stripping Emergency
’tis the season of shitty stripper money, right? Not if you’re where the returning troops are. I don’t have much info, but email/call/comment if you wanna know where (not here). (A Stripping Emergency is when demand far excedes supply.)