“Hey! Womens!† My mom sighs. “God, I hate this.† “Really?†I think she should be used to it and good at handling it. After all, she was an adult when I was a kid and I was just a child. But she is scared like a newbie stripper, and maybe that explains my… Continue reading Home, Without Shades
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T-Shirt Surgery
Everyone’s doing it, so I tried it too. My favorite shirt is cool now. I didn’t mean to expose this much skin, but somewhere between the test shirt and this shirt things went slightly awry. Oh well.
Shades of Home, the Stripper Version
Coming to this club is like coming home. Not like in my little fishing town, where I walk in after being away for eight months and people squeel and hug me. I know I could always live there if I needed to (hell, I have), the couch is always waiting with a puppy on it,… Continue reading Shades of Home, the Stripper Version
Book Review: No Man's Land, by Ruth Fowler
I was so excited about this book. Way back in the day I read Mimi’s blog, so I’d been waiting for her book for years. I’m one of those geeks who reads the covers and introductions and blurbs and everything. The jacket said a bunch of stuff about stripping being bad, the underbelly of it… Continue reading Book Review: No Man's Land, by Ruth Fowler
Shades of Home
To drive anywhere I pass a bunch of other wheres. One of the wheres this time was my mothers house. I got all the seats out of the bus! Most of the bolts came right out, but I used and angle grinder on a few. I don’t know why I didn’t take any good pictures… Continue reading Shades of Home
My History
Going through my mom’s garage, we found some things. These are the mittens and mukluks I wore when I was a little kid, all made by my mom: This is a parka my mom made for me out of the skin of an unborn caribou that an elder gave her for me when I was… Continue reading My History
Vibrator Review: Vibe Rabbit
Wow. Seriously. Wow. I don’t even know how to explain how amazing this is. It makes these big circles inside you (and they’re reversible!) while tickling your clit. The vibe rabbitis not like some super quick strong little vibe that’ll get you off in a minute. It’s a whole experience. Somewhat (but not quite) like… Continue reading Vibrator Review: Vibe Rabbit
A rolling stone…
A consultation with my calender yesterday showed that this was my most profitable week at this club last year. Unlike most Americans, but probably like most strippers, I don’t fill my calendar in advance: instead I fill it retroactively, jotting down the night before’s earnings every morning-after-work. The calendars are all in a big envelope,… Continue reading A rolling stone…
Book Review: The Leather Daddy and The Femme by Carol Queen
This is a book about revolutionary sex. Miranda is a dyke, with a kink for gay leather men. One day she manages to pick up Jack, the first leather daddy who doesn’t toss her out of his bed when he discovers her cunt. It’s all unconditional love and kink from there on out, with a… Continue reading Book Review: The Leather Daddy and The Femme by Carol Queen
At The Front Lines of the Patriarchy: Conversations With God in the Titty Bar
“God,” he says, by way of introduction, reaching up to shake my hand. This is his assertion of dominance. A man with money in a room full of hungry whores. “Goddess,” I respond, pulling my dress down to protect my ass from the roughness of the chair as I sit next to him. My assertion… Continue reading At The Front Lines of the Patriarchy: Conversations With God in the Titty Bar