This is the question. There’s this thing that happens with stripping. Kind of a law of diminishing returns. You work too much, your in a bad mood, and you don’t feel like talking to people. You know that if you got out of the dressing room and talked to people you could make money, so… Continue reading To work, or not to work…
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Strippers I have loved, Part One
One of the best things about being a stripper is the other strippers. Strippers are everything, like a little version of all the women in the world. We are married, single, mothers, foster parents, welders and teachers and social workers by day, law students, art students, alcoholics, recovering addicts, anorexic, body builders, athiests, christians, witches,… Continue reading Strippers I have loved, Part One
Some tips on staying alive…
Whole religions and cultures and species have been built around the central idea of staying alive. As a young white female in the US, staying alive isn’t too hard. My main predators are other humans, and they’re mostly focused on people who are more marginalized by me. Of course, being a stripper and living in… Continue reading Some tips on staying alive…
Tales from the titty bar…
A tall redhead lounges on the couch in front of the fireplace, her long legs criss-crossed with black ribbons and folded under her. Normally she would be talking to customers, but currently there aren’t any worth her time so she stares into the fire and practices her yoga breathing. The fireplace, she thinks, is what… Continue reading Tales from the titty bar…
Nettles, x2
I’ve had a lot of nettle emails since I posted about them before, so I’m adding more info here. The pickled nettles that I made a few weeks ago have turned out great. Now I’m in Alaska where nettles should be prevelant, but I still can’t find any. Good thing I’ve got a gallon jar… Continue reading Nettles, x2
I'm back!
At my most favorite titty bar! I drove drove drove and got there about ten, but it’s the kinda place nobody really cares when you get there. There are a bunch of people from last year and a few new people. Things have that just getting started flavor, ya know? The lawn chair seats are… Continue reading I'm back!
bubbles and beavers
Last night I spent a few hours in my friends jacuzzi bathtub with a book about beavers. This is what I learned: – Bubbles in the jacuzzi are FUN and MESSY! – Bubbes do not flush down the toilet, they defy your flushing attempts by floating on top of the water. – In the late… Continue reading bubbles and beavers
the journey
It’s about the journey, not the destination, right? I ended up staying in the big city an extra day so I could pick up medication for my mom’s dog. My mom lives in a village too small for even a gas station and three or four dogs there have foot cancer. Anyone who cares knows… Continue reading the journey
feminism, western civilization, stripping, and wage slavery
You know what I hate? When people who call themselves feminists tell me that I’m degrading myself or messing myself up by being a stripper (“if only she knew what she’s doing to herself,” they whisper). After over a decade of dancing, I’ve got a pretty good idea of exactly what I’m doing, and I’m… Continue reading feminism, western civilization, stripping, and wage slavery
so lazy
Today I’m going to be all lazy and self centered and just post a couple poems people have written about me. But wait, they’re interesting! This first one was written when I was sixteen and living in Arizona. The guy who wrote it later chased me around with a knife trying to kill me in… Continue reading so lazy