Way back when I bought my laptop, I gave the laptop before to Darcy, who used it for a little while before she got a new laptop. Now that my laptops outta the running for a bit, this old laptop has made it’s way back to me. Thanks Darcy!!! It’s soooo slow though. It literally… Continue reading I'm back!
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Flashback: Scoping It Out
I’m off in a little cabin by the dumpster watching the Bald Eagles hunt trash. Tell you ’bout it when I get back. In the meantime… My mom and her husband are talking about spending some time in an RV or van when they retire. The other day my mom asked me how to scope… Continue reading Flashback: Scoping It Out
Best Present Ever
Dear Tara, Enclosed is a present that will not take up too much space in your van… A NAPA Gift Certificate! Woohoo!
Flashback: Idler Arms
Till I get online again we’re gonna have some flashback posts. This is from way back when. A few months ago I was in Washington changing a wheel bearing and this guy told me that my idler arms were falling off and I was going to die driving down the freeway. It’s cool that if… Continue reading Flashback: Idler Arms
Breaking Eggs x2
In the morning it’s cold. Really cold. Maybe the coldest I’ve ever climbed out of bed to. I jump out of the van, throw on my coats and hat, start the van and run straight up the mountain trail with Bro. I’m still a little warm from the down, and fifty feet up the trail… Continue reading Breaking Eggs x2
Breaking Eggs
I drive north through the mountains in the dark, as usual. The sky goes up a million years, and the stars I see reflections of snow and chickweed. The road is long and curvy, and Bro curls up tiny in my lap. I want to drive these roads forever. I want to leave these roads… Continue reading Breaking Eggs
Every Bed in Town
I wake up with a woman in my bed. She’s kicking around and pushing at the blankets. “Goddamn it’s freakin hot,” she says. She’s sleeping on the side with lots of feathers. I’m sleeping on the cold side. “Stoppit,” I say, still half asleep, “it’s twenty below out there. Take off some of your shirts… Continue reading Every Bed in Town
Boobie power
It’s like total systems failure here. The cell phone towers were down. The laptop blew up. I woke up with a flat tire and frozen lug nuts, and then the battery died too. Now I’m about get kicked out of this internet cafe that’s closing – so enjoy this thing I wrote a while ago… Continue reading Boobie power
Hello all faithful readers
Tara’s laptop blew up on her today, and so she is temporarily offline. Hoping that it is just a power source issue, and not a fried motherboard. If you need to get ahold of her you can email and she’ll check it when she gets access, or you can comment here and I’ll pass the… Continue reading Hello all faithful readers
Memory
The memorial was at a Mormon church. I’m sure you can imagine that I had no idea where the Mormon church was. Luckily we called a customer-friend who was on his way and he led us there. We pulled into the big parking lot and parked next to our friend on the edge of the… Continue reading Memory