I’ve been here a while, and my gas funds were somewhat depleted (I paid for medicine for a friend, and it was expensive). I had about enough to get halfway through Canada. Luckily, I am a stripper. I can make quick cash anywhere there’s a tittie bar. So I took myself down to this crazy… Continue reading Quick cash
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In living print
I wrote something in the current issue of NewWitch magazine. Lapdancing With The Goddess. I wrote it a couple years ago. It’s weird to read it, it’s not something I would write now. Anyways, run out and buy it if you’re interested.
Yay for Plants!
I had a cold for a while. I mostly ignored it because it wasn’t very bad. I’d wake up in the morning with a sore throat and a little congestion, and after an hour or two it’d be gone. My first response to anything is generally to just kind of feel it and think about… Continue reading Yay for Plants!
So simple, so complicated
It’s almost midnight when I come to the city. Late for most people, but not my friends. Like any shaman, you bring her offerings. I browse the dimly lit twenty four hour grocery for milk, oil, and cigarettes. Her needs are simple and complex. These things are what she lives on, these and pills. At… Continue reading So simple, so complicated
Aaaand…
…the laptop blew up again. Gateway says they tried to fix the power supply rather than replacing it, and now they want to do the whole box mailing thing again and they’ll replace it. I don’t want to do the whole thing again, I want them to pay for it to be fixed here. Their… Continue reading Aaaand…
Woops
So actually it came to my attention, or re-entered my consciousness, rather, that I have a warrant in PA. For a parking ticket. I think that might be the kind of thing they check at the border. Or maybe not, since it’s just a parking ticket. I don’t seem to be able to pay it… Continue reading Woops
Getting The Hell Outta Dodge
I can’t believe I’ve been in one state for seven months. As much as I love it here, there are a lot of toxic people and dynamics from my childhood that just aren’t good to be around for so long, even if I am always moving in circles. So I’m getting the hell outta dodge.… Continue reading Getting The Hell Outta Dodge
He Wants Three Minutes In The Lower 48
You meet the quirkiest people when you’re willing to get naked for money. Tonight I danced for an old fashioned senior citizen who declined to see my pudenda because that was “for the bedroom only.” Apparently, lap dances were okay outside the bedroom as long as I wore a g-string. As I danced he gestured… Continue reading He Wants Three Minutes In The Lower 48
Signs of life?
Bro stirs in the front seat, and I roll over under the thick down. My hair has become a cage of frost and it catches my hand as I reach out into cold air. I pull the hand back in quickly and shove it between my legs to warm up as I scrunch further down in… Continue reading Signs of life?
Check it out
Audacia Ray, who is one of the most fascinating and accomplished women on the internet, has a new video blog. Video, can you imagine? Anyways, she reviewed me today, and you can watch it by clicking here.