I’m in the most awesome place, with the most amazing people. I love it here, and now I want my very own goon. I was really sick in the van this morning for the first time, leaning out the side door puking into traffic for hours. It sucked. At least no one called the cops… Continue reading So…
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Strippers are Awesome
A long time back I worked with this amazing super stripper. She was that girl, the one who was always in the lap dance room all night long. If you asked her how she’d give you a bunch of great sales and marketing advice, but if you watched her you could see that it was… Continue reading Strippers are Awesome
Book Review: The Holy by Daniel Quinn
It’s like Charles de Lint meets Ishmael. I love it Howard is a private investigator in Chicago. He’s practical, pragmatic, Jewish, so normal it’s painful. Some rich Jewish guy pays him a bunch of money to investigate a question he has: after Yahweh saved the Jews, they adopted Pagan gods and worshiped them for hundreds… Continue reading Book Review: The Holy by Daniel Quinn
Eighteen Months of Van Dwelling: Evolution
I’ve been living in my Chevy Astro for eighteen months now. I think it is the longest I have lived in one dwelling ever, except for the time I accidentally bought a house and was stuck for four years. The beauty of it is, that in eighteen months in one dwelling I’ve driven seventy something… Continue reading Eighteen Months of Van Dwelling: Evolution
Return to Faery (fuck capitalism)
I woke up the other day with the total intention of driving north. That’s what made sense, to go where the money is, if not good, at least consistent. But Helga didn’t want to go north. She wanted to go west. I stood in the sand and spun in circles until I got dizzy and… Continue reading Return to Faery (fuck capitalism)
If everyone ate this way, there would be no disease…
Darcy finished her nutrition thesis, which is about the nutritional needs of pregnancy. Part of it is a meal plan, which provides all the nutrition you could possibly need to live and not get sick, plus a few extra calories for pregnancy. If you’re at all interested in food, you should go to Darcy’s blog and… Continue reading If everyone ate this way, there would be no disease…
Where now? Ladies, fill me in on your city.
I’m definitely fired. Either because I’m a dirty hippie who lives in a van (even tho I so denied), or because the owner doesn’t like my aura, or because the owners girlfriend thinks I’m fat (tho there are much bigger women there, so I don’t really buy that). I think I probably bitched too much… Continue reading Where now? Ladies, fill me in on your city.
I Got Capatalist Survival Skillz (Becoming That Girl)
(So, about my last post. I can’t do it here for that long, and I can’t miss a summer in Alaska. I’m just gonna make as much money as I can for as long as I can stand it and then go North. I can always work more over the winter if I need to.)… Continue reading I Got Capatalist Survival Skillz (Becoming That Girl)
Selling out
I came here intending to work three or four weeks and make enough money to go back to Alaska and buy some land. I was going to be practical and buy land someplace near a road, so that I could drive to a town and work, probably to pay off the rest of the land,… Continue reading Selling out
Random Stripping Tips
Garters Know what? You don’t really have to pay five dollars each for a red garter, a black garter, a white garter, a blue garter, etc. You can go to WalMart and buy a whole pack of headbands (the ones that are for babies, tho they don’t usually say so) of all different colors for… Continue reading Random Stripping Tips