I have discovered the perfect eyeliner. It only took me a million years. Serioiusly, I have really sensitive eyes and any eyeliner I wear tends to smudge downward or evaporate into thin air throughout the night. This stuff, I put it on with a brush (it took a little bit to get the hang of),… Continue reading To Strippers and Other People Who Care About Make Up
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Smithereens
I call her first, when I cross into cell phone land. Of course I do. She is my sanity, my guru, my mother figure. A million times she’s birthed my changing with her words, and now she lays in a bed in a big scary city and I roam the world in my van home,… Continue reading Smithereens
I Have Discovered The Secret
Reason #549863 that I live in an Astro: $1800: What it cost to drive a bus to Alaska 3 years ago with a girlfriend who liked to eat out a lot. $480: What it just cost me to drive to Alaska in my Astro. I have discovered the Secret to easy, breezy border crossings. Seriously,… Continue reading I Have Discovered The Secret
To Van Dwellers
I’m not on Van Dwellers anymore. I’m still on Mobile Living. Just putting that out there since Micheal moderated my last posts.
Hot Springs Eternal
It’s one in the morning when we get to the hot springs and the hitch hikers have been asleep for hours. This is the perfect hot spring time, because it’s free. There’s a booth when you pull into the hot springs, and sometimes there’s someone there charging you and sometimes there’s not. Late nights are… Continue reading Hot Springs Eternal
Day in Snippets
 Food found on ground: One small wheel brie cheese One half milk chocolate bar One jar salsa Animals in road: 4 bears 5 moose 13 bison (buffalo?) 1 coyote 2 humans Coming into this town, midnight and not dark yet, the hitchikers and I consulted a map and decided they probably wanted to sleep… Continue reading Day in Snippets
Where I am…
Hopefully, if they let me through the border, I’m driving through Canada, internetless, while you read this. Here’s what it looked like last year…
Stripping: Lap Dance Clubs vs Champagne Room Clubs
I tried to count the strip clubs I’d worked at the other day, but had to settle for counting states. I got confused and stopped counting around twenty eight. Some are states where I’ve danced in every club, and others just one. All the clubs are so different, but they mostly fall into these two… Continue reading Stripping: Lap Dance Clubs vs Champagne Room Clubs
John Nomads is on You Tube
Check it out! Poke around a little, too. There’s a video of Kate’s van, and of Bobby taking care of Mutt.
Vibrator Review: The Stubby G
The name says it all. It’s stubby, and it’s got g-spot expertise. The stubby g is my favorite of all the toys I got in the mail from Vibe Review. The shaft itself is curved, smooth, and bumpy in all the right places. The tip is curved to rest precisely on your g-spot. The whole… Continue reading Vibrator Review: The Stubby G