I didn’t write anything yesterday. Or today. I meant to write something after work, but now I just want to go to sleep. Here’s something I wrote a while ago, kind of un refined. “Hey! It’s her! It’s fucking her!†I leaned out the window long enough to see the flash of a gun and… Continue reading Strippers I Have Loved, v6
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The State Of The Blog
So, dear readers, I am asking for your advice, networking, and questions, and I’m going to throw it all into one post. 1. Do you read a magazine/website/anthology/whatever where my writing would fit? I want some quick credits to put in a book proposal, but slow responding markets that give me mad writer cred are… Continue reading The State Of The Blog
The Difference Between Alaska and Pennsylvania
I just walked into a parts store, rattled off the VIN of the new van and asked what the engine was, what the transmission was, if I could put a transmission from a 2 speed diesel F350 pick up in it. The guy behind the counter didn’t blink, he just looked up the information and… Continue reading The Difference Between Alaska and Pennsylvania
Where I am…
Where I am a girl got fired last week for selling bad coke. Would it have been okay if it was good coke, I asked the manager. The sugar was the problem, she explained to me. The girl had sold him a five first, and it was baby powder. The guy went out and did… Continue reading Where I am…
New Addition To The Vandom, For Real
In light of Helga’s failing transmission, which becomes more and more imminent every day (I swear, huge amounts of smudging and singing to it were all that got us through Canada), I found a new van. It seemed at first to be exactly what I wanted: a ford econoline with the 351 engine and a… Continue reading New Addition To The Vandom, For Real
For those of you who are cross referencing…
Davka wrote a beautiful post about my going-to-Hawaii friend. Don’t just click away though. Scroll down and read todays post, then come back and click over to Davka.
Vibrator Review: Iris
Isn’t it beautiful? This is definitely the peak of my Vibe Review experience so far. The Iris has two different vibratey things in it – one at the tip, and one at the base. It’s got all kinds of controls, too. There’s a vibration strength control, so you can choose the intensity of the vibration.… Continue reading Vibrator Review: Iris
Stripping: Stage
I’ve been dancing with Davka and showing her some things, which makes me realize that I know some things. So, dear world, let me tell you some things about dancing on stage. Walk out slowly. Strike a pose or a cute look somewhere in the middle back of the stage. As you’re doing it, look… Continue reading Stripping: Stage
A Visitor In The Vanhold
Davka is sleeping on my floor. It’s cute.
Some Tips On Driving To Alaska
First, there are two basic ways you can go – up through Montana, or up through Washington. If you go up through Montana there is a Duty Free right before the border crossing (you can’t miss it) where you can exchange your money for Canadian money. If it’s more than a thousand dollars, you have… Continue reading Some Tips On Driving To Alaska