Going through my mom’s garage, we found some things. These are the mittens and mukluks I wore when I was a little kid, all made by my mom: This is a parka my mom made for me out of the skin of an unborn caribou that an elder gave her for me when I was… Continue reading My History
Month: July 2008
Vibrator Review: Vibe Rabbit
Wow. Seriously. Wow. I don’t even know how to explain how amazing this is. It makes these big circles inside you (and they’re reversible!) while tickling your clit. The vibe rabbitis not like some super quick strong little vibe that’ll get you off in a minute. It’s a whole experience. Somewhat (but not quite) like… Continue reading Vibrator Review: Vibe Rabbit
A rolling stone…
A consultation with my calender yesterday showed that this was my most profitable week at this club last year. Unlike most Americans, but probably like most strippers, I don’t fill my calendar in advance: instead I fill it retroactively, jotting down the night before’s earnings every morning-after-work. The calendars are all in a big envelope,… Continue reading A rolling stone…
Book Review: The Leather Daddy and The Femme by Carol Queen
This is a book about revolutionary sex. Miranda is a dyke, with a kink for gay leather men. One day she manages to pick up Jack, the first leather daddy who doesn’t toss her out of his bed when he discovers her cunt. It’s all unconditional love and kink from there on out, with a… Continue reading Book Review: The Leather Daddy and The Femme by Carol Queen
At The Front Lines of the Patriarchy: Conversations With God in the Titty Bar
“God,” he says, by way of introduction, reaching up to shake my hand. This is his assertion of dominance. A man with money in a room full of hungry whores. “Goddess,” I respond, pulling my dress down to protect my ass from the roughness of the chair as I sit next to him. My assertion… Continue reading At The Front Lines of the Patriarchy: Conversations With God in the Titty Bar
Materia Medica: Poplar
Last year I was driving north through Canada, disappointed that I’d missed poplar budding season in Alaska, when I pulled over in the mountains and found a whole stand of baby poplar trees by a little stream that were just starting to bud. I spent two or three hours there picking the buds, sliding into… Continue reading Materia Medica: Poplar
Craziest link to me ever
This has to be the craziest link to me ever. She’s some kinda serious patriarchal monothiest, and she’s writing a post explaining that “wanking is bad.” As evidence of this she quotes what I said about masturbation a while back and then explains that masturbation is bad because condoms lead to casual sex. Also, it’s… Continue reading Craziest link to me ever
This is true.
I-muse wrote this. Read it.
Davka's New Van
Davka has the van I wish I’d been living in for the last two years instead of this Astro. It’s an Econoline 150 with the 4.9. Practically the same gas mileage I get with way more space. She got it from a guy who got it from a guy who lived in it when he… Continue reading Davka's New Van
I didn't even like comics…
…until the first time I went to Stephanie McMillans page, Minimum Security. These are anti-civ comics at their finest, or maybe at their only. Everything she writes (draws?) is so true, awesomely sarcastic, and funny at the same time. The first time I clicked, she had great stuff about polar bears and Alaska and salmon.… Continue reading I didn't even like comics…