I’ve been dancing with Davka and showing her some things, which makes me realize that I know some things. So, dear world, let me tell you some things about dancing on stage. Walk out slowly. Strike a pose or a cute look somewhere in the middle back of the stage. As you’re doing it, look… Continue reading Stripping: Stage
Month: June 2008
A Visitor In The Vanhold
Davka is sleeping on my floor. It’s cute.
Some Tips On Driving To Alaska
First, there are two basic ways you can go – up through Montana, or up through Washington. If you go up through Montana there is a Duty Free right before the border crossing (you can’t miss it) where you can exchange your money for Canadian money. If it’s more than a thousand dollars, you have… Continue reading Some Tips On Driving To Alaska
To Strippers and Other People Who Care About Make Up
I have discovered the perfect eyeliner. It only took me a million years. Serioiusly, I have really sensitive eyes and any eyeliner I wear tends to smudge downward or evaporate into thin air throughout the night. This stuff, I put it on with a brush (it took a little bit to get the hang of),… Continue reading To Strippers and Other People Who Care About Make Up
Smithereens
I call her first, when I cross into cell phone land. Of course I do. She is my sanity, my guru, my mother figure. A million times she’s birthed my changing with her words, and now she lays in a bed in a big scary city and I roam the world in my van home,… Continue reading Smithereens
I Have Discovered The Secret
Reason #549863 that I live in an Astro: $1800: What it cost to drive a bus to Alaska 3 years ago with a girlfriend who liked to eat out a lot. $480: What it just cost me to drive to Alaska in my Astro. I have discovered the Secret to easy, breezy border crossings. Seriously,… Continue reading I Have Discovered The Secret
To Van Dwellers
I’m not on Van Dwellers anymore. I’m still on Mobile Living. Just putting that out there since Micheal moderated my last posts.
Hot Springs Eternal
It’s one in the morning when we get to the hot springs and the hitch hikers have been asleep for hours. This is the perfect hot spring time, because it’s free. There’s a booth when you pull into the hot springs, and sometimes there’s someone there charging you and sometimes there’s not. Late nights are… Continue reading Hot Springs Eternal
Day in Snippets
 Food found on ground: One small wheel brie cheese One half milk chocolate bar One jar salsa Animals in road: 4 bears 5 moose 13 bison (buffalo?) 1 coyote 2 humans Coming into this town, midnight and not dark yet, the hitchikers and I consulted a map and decided they probably wanted to sleep… Continue reading Day in Snippets
Where I am…
Hopefully, if they let me through the border, I’m driving through Canada, internetless, while you read this. Here’s what it looked like last year…